Nov 11, 2016 - Nov 13, 2016

Vital Joint

Buy Tickets for The Psychic Readings Co. Presents: The Failures

Psychic Readings Co brings you an in-depth look at what makes failures fail and how YOU can acheive success through their ineptitude and misery!
This demonstration, conceived by Ric Royer and Peter Mills Weiss, will include several very short songs and mini-dances. There will be so much to laugh at as well, as we watch two of the most incompetant subjects known to man attempt to execute moderately challenging tasks! …A man’s life hangs in the balance. Please come. The demonstration also includes a REAL BEAST!

Have you ever dreamed of being the person who have always dreamed of, but have never dreamed that you could actually be that person? Then SHUT UP. Because this is the show for you! But beware, this is the bloodiest show ever produced. Please, if you have a bad heart, exit as soon as you get in. DO NOT STAY.

COME SEE OUR SPECTACULAR ACT! You will never believe our stunning finale! Just you wait! STAY UNTIL THE END!
Oh boy, real live Failures, for your own pleasure!
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The Failures
Nov 11-13 at Vital Joint – 109 Meserole Street
9pm
*On the 11th and 12th, there will be a special opening act, Dolly Dali – An art-history country-music sea-fantasia gender-fuck performance!
$10 for general public
$7 if you arrive visibly injured

Directed by Ric Royer
Written by Ric Royer and Peter Mills Weiss
With Sarah Lamar, Anoushe Shoja, Ric, Peter and YOU!